Once Upon an Inquisition

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               EXT. TOWN - MORNING - AERIAL ESTABLISHING SHOT

               Through the clouds, the medieval town of Bellegarde, set amid
               lush green fields, appears. There is a wide, square
               marketplace full of people; flanked by a castle on one side
               opposite an unfinished Gothic cathedral with an empty round
               window over the entrance, and a palace and the town's gates
               on the other sides.



               SUPERIMPOSE: FRANCE, 1333



               EXT. MARKET - MORNING



               SFX: CHURCH BELLS PEALING

               GILES, a good-looking young man, pushes through the motley
               crowd of townspeople, peasants, and street entertainers
               towards the cathedral, carrying two large books.

               Ahead, he spies MADELEINE, a beautiful, dark-haired girl
               about his age, richly but simply dressed, carrying a large
               basket of loaves. He waves; she sees him and waves back,
               smiling. He veers towards her but is accosted by JACQUES, a
               young man several years older, bigger, and more handsome and
               athletic than him.

                                   JACQUES
                             (shouts)
                         Have at you, Giles, you knave!

               He attacks Giles with a stick.

                                   GILES
                             (shouts)
                         And back at you, blackguard!

               Giles uses his books to fend off the attack. They run and
               leap acrobatically amid the tables and stalls, laughing.
               Tables are nearly knocked over, carts upset, but nothing
               spills.

                                   JACQUES
                         So, little monk, will you still
                         help me with my armor at the
                         tourney?

                                   GILES
                         What, can't you find a squire that
                         isn't too embarrassed? And no, I'm
                         not a monk and never will be. My
                         fighting will be in court as a rich
                         lawyer.
                             (whispers as they close)
                         And I'll save her from such a vain
                         lout as you.

                                   JACQUES
                         Once I'm knighted, it will be an
                         honor to be my squire. You won't do
                         better as a clerk.
                             (whispers)
                         Because you haven't a chance with
                         her, you know. When she sees me
                         sweep the field next month, she'll
                         be swept right off her feet.

               Giles backs into FRIAR MARTIN, a wild-eyed monk in a dirty
               brown habit, who grabs him by the arm. 

                                   FRIAR MARTIN
                         Cease your foolishness! Don't you
                         know that one is coming soon who
                         will change everything. Join us.
                         Repent while you still can.

               Giles backs away.

                                   GILES
                         Sorry, father. I meant no
                         disrespect. But no thanks.

               The friar glares and stalks off, leading a group of other
               monks, chanting and whipping themselves. 

               Jacques whacks Giles again, and they continue leaping about,
               fencing acrobatically. This draws the attention of more and
               more people. Several young women start CHANTING.

                                   CROWD
                         Jacques! Jacques!

               This distracts Jacques, and Giles uses the books to disarm
               him. In the tussle, they fall down together in the street,
               LAUGHING and MOANING. Slowly, the crowd dissipates.

               Madeleine, radiant in the sunlight, stands before them. Giles
               and Jacques jump up and brush themselves off.

                                   MADELEINE
                         Practicing for the tourney,
                         Jacques? Your valiant defense
                         against those books certainly
                         pleased your admirers.

                                   JACQUES
                         Ah, you're the only admirer I need,
                         my lady. But I was just reminding
                         Giles why he should become my
                         squire once I'm knighted.

                                   GILES
                         No doubt he'll need someone
                         friendly to help him get home when
                         he's beaten.

               Giles picks up the books up and wipes the dust off.

                                   JACQUES
                         But I did come out to practice.
                         Have either of you seen Brother
                         Vincent? I was supposed to meet him
                         here.

                                   MADELEINE
                         Yes, over by the gates.

               The ABBOT, a large, stout monk in black carrying a basket of
               vegetables, standing in front of a nearby booth, turns
               around. 

                                   ABBOT
                         Pardon me, did I hear you mention
                         Vincent? He's supposed to help me
                         with shopping. I can't see him in
                         this motley crowd.

               The three young people bow slightly.

                                   MADELEINE
                         There he is, your reverence.

               She points towards the gates where VINCENT, a young monk is
               chatting up the guards.

                                   ABBOT
                             (whistles and waves)
                         Brother Vincent, come here.

               Vincent sees them, waves back foppishly, and starts over.

                                   ABBOT
                             (under his breath)
                         Out again? Something's got to be
                         done with that lad.

               He turns to Madeleine.

                                   ABBOT
                         And you, my daughter? How fares the
                         finest flower of the county this
                         morning? And what are you doing
                         with that huge basket?

                                   MADELEINE
                             (laughs)
                         I'm well, sir. Like you, your
                         grace, I trust no-one else to buy
                         delicacies for the table. But this
                         is just stale bread I've persuaded
                         the bakers to donate to Mistress
                         Agatha for her poor girls.

                                   ABBOT
                         Only you could charm them so, my
                         child. They have little enough
                         charity when I ask.
                             (beat)
                         Giles, aren't those books from my
                         library?

                                   GILES
                         Why, yes, father. I got them from
                         Brother William at my uncle's
                         request - he's having yet another
                         argument with the Master Builder.
                         Which reminds me, I'm late. I must
                         be off.

               Giles backs up, and bows. Brother Vincent joins them.

                                   VINCENT
                         Good morrow, my lords, lady.
                         Madeleine, you look as fabulous as
                         ever. Giles, looks like you've been
                         really hitting the books. Oh, I
                         slay myself sometimes. Here, your
                         grace, do let me take that.

               Vincent takes the Abbot's basket.



               SFX: A TRUMPET SOUNDS. 

               Across the market, the town gates swing open. A strange
               procession enters, led by a hooded monk in a white habit and
               black cloak on a donkey. Behind him follows a bearded,
               swarthy dwarf on another donkey. At the rear, surrounded by a
               dozen soldiers with spears, enters a large cart, driven by
               another dwarf identical to the first. It carries another monk
               and racks of sinister equipment. At the rear is an IRON
               MAIDEN - an evil-looking black metal contraption looking a
               little like a seated woman, with levers on either side. 

               The crowd parts and falls silent. The first monk, the
               INQUISITOR, a pallid, flabby man, leads the procession
               directly to the Abbot and dismounts.

               The Inquisitor kneels, takes the Abbot's hand and kisses it.

                                   INQUISITOR
                         Greetings, most reverend father.
                         You must be Christophe, Abbot of
                         Saint Golias. I'm Father Jean
                         D'Laval of the Holy Inquisition.
                         Please give me your blessing.

                                   ABBOT
                         The Inquisition, you say? Oh my.
                         Please get up. It is I who should
                         beg for a blessing from you.

               The Abbot tries to kneel. The Inquisitor rises and lifts him
               up, then starts to kneel again. They bob up and down several
               times and then clumsily embrace.

               An uneasy MURMUR goes through the crowd gathering in the b.g.

                                   ABBOT
                             (anxiously)
                         How may I serve the Holy
                         Inquisition, my lord?

                                   INQUISITOR
                         His Holiness the Pope has sent us.
                         We have heard reports about a
                         certain preacher hereabouts, and
                         other disquieting rumors. It was
                         decided that it an official
                         visitation was long overdue.

                                   ABBOT
                         To Bellegarde? This sleepy town?

                                   INQUISITOR
                         Yes, but only briefly, I hope. We
                         will, however, need lodging which I
                         hope your abbey will provide. I'll
                         be happy to show you my
                         authorization.

                                   ABBOT
                         No need, my lord. You will find
                         that our reputation for hospitality
                         is well-earned.

               The other monk, Tomas, and the two twin dwarves, ROGER and
               ROBERT, join them.

                                   INQUISITOR
                         This is my assistant, Father Tomas
                         of Toulouse. 

               The Abbot and Tomas embrace.

                                   ABBOT
                         Pleased to meet you, father.

                                   INQUISITOR
                         And these are my trusty helpers,
                         Roger and Robert, whom I believe
                         you may already be acquainted with.
                         Don't let their size fool you;
                         they're fiercer than warriors
                         thrice their height.

               The dwarves bow deeply together, doffing their hats.

                                   ABBOT
                             (surprised)
                         Yes, I remember them well, though
                         it has been many years. I must say,
                         after the way they left town, I
                         marvel to see them in such high
                         company.

               The little men notice Giles. Roger plants himself before him
               with a sneer.

                                   GILES
                             (unbelievingly)
                         No, not you again. It can't be.

               The dwarf kicks him in the shin. Giles hops on his other
               foot, and Robert trips him from behind. Giles falls, and
               Roger kicks him in the side. Robert joins him.

                                   ROBERT
                         Aye, it's us - your worst
                         nightmares, pig. Returned to
                         torment you some more.

               Roger prepares another kick but Jacques stands in the way.

                                   JACQUES
                         Away with you, imps. You'll have no
                         more sport today. 

                                   ROGER
                         Oh, the ox is still here, too,
                         brother. This is going to be even
                         more amusing than we thought.

               Jacques aims a blow, but Robert easily evades it. The dwarves
               dart away, LAUGHING. Madeleine and Jacques help Giles up and
               collect his books as the Abbot talks with the inquisitors in
               the b.g.

                                   GILES
                             (low voice)
                         I prayed I'd never see those little
                         devils again this side of the pit.

                                   JACQUES
                         Wherever they are is hell enough
                         indeed for you, little monk. They
                         still have it in for you, it seems.

                                   MADELEINE
                         Are these the ones you told me of,
                         Giles? The ones who -

               Giles interrupts with a wave of his hand.

                                   GILES
                         - who made my life hell. Looks like
                         they've got help this time.

                                   JACQUES
                         This can mean no good. Madeleine,
                         go tell your father. He'll want to
                         know right away.

                                   GILES
                         I must warn Sir Simon. And Uncle.

               The Abbot puts his hand on Giles' shoulder, and turns him
               around.

                                   ABBOT
                         This lad can take you directly to
                         the bishop, reverend fathers. His
                         name's Giles.

                                   INQUISITOR
                         Ah, thank you kindly, lord abbot.
                         The sooner we get to business the
                         better.

               Giles bows and sets off. The inquisitors follow behind, with
               Roger leading the donkeys and Robert driving the cart.

               Madeleine hands her basket to Vincent and heads off towards
               the castle. The Abbot watches the inquisitors go, then grabs
               Vincent and hurries off in the opposite direction.
               
               
               
               INT. CATHEDRAL - MOMENTS LATER

               Giles opens the massive doors of the cathedral for the
               inquisitors. They enter. Inside there is scaffolding and
               construction materials surrounding the doors. A crowned, life
               size STATUE of the Blessed Virgin robed in blue satin with a
               white silk veil stands near the altar. The BISHOP, a tall,
               dignified, middle-aged man in a plain habit, stands with his
               back to the door facing the chief BUILDER, who wears a dusty
               apron and holds a parchment.

                                   BISHOP
                             (angrily)
                         I think I've been very reasonable,
                         but we've been through this.

                                   BUILDER
                         You'll admit my judgment has been
                         trustworthy so far, your
                         excellency.

                                   GILES
                         Your grace, if I could just -

                                   BISHOP
                         Yes, but this is not a matter of
                         piling stone or shaping wood. This
                         concerns higher things.
                             (notices Giles)
                         Ah there you are, boy. About time.

               The Bishop takes the books and sets them on the table before
               him. He opens one and starts thumbing through it.

                                   BISHOP
                         Surely you know the old story
                         about how the Holy Grail passed
                         through here once.

                                   GILES
                         Uncle, pardon me, but -

                                   BISHOP (CONT'D)
                         Well, with all those troubadours'
                         tales about the cup that held Our
                         Lord's blood stirring up the people
                         so, I think it would be foolish not
                         to play upon that connection. 

                                   BUILDER
                         Sir, this cathedral is dedicated to
                         the Blessed Virgin. Pray reconsider
                         the beloved image we agreed upon. 

               He holds up a PARCHMENT with an image of the Blessed Virgin
               Mary in a circle, crowned and surrounded by rays.

                                   BUILDER (CONT'D)
                         Besides, there are so many ideas
                         about what the Grail looks like. It 
                         may not even be a cup. Some say it 
                         is a stone fallen from heaven, or
                         perhaps like a huge emerald.

                                   BISHOP
                             (interrupts)
                         Oh, nonsense! Here, look at this.

               He jabs his finger at a picture.



               EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF PAGE ILLUMINATED WITH IMAGE OF A CHALICE
               HELD UP BY ANGELS.

                                   BISHOP (CONT'D)
                         No objections now. It would take a 
                         miracle to change my mind this 
                         time. I’ve decided. I want to see 
                         something like this right up there.

               He turns to point at the empty round window above the doors,
               and sees the inquisitors behind Giles.

                                   BISHOP
                         Oh, hello.

                                   GILES
                         Uncle, I mean, Bishop Pierre, we
                         have visitors. They're from the
                         Inquisition.

               The Inquisitor steps forward, kneels, quickly kisses the
               Bishop's ring, and rises.

                                   INQUISITOR
                         Your excellency, I am Father Jean
                         D'Laval. This is my colleague,
                         Father Tomas of Toulouse. We are 
                         agents of the Holy Office and
                         members of the Order of Preachers,
                         come from Avignon on urgent
                         business for the Holy Father.

                                   BISHOP
                         I see.
                             (beat)
                         I think we are done here now,
                         Master Builder. Please get back to
                         work. And you, boy, go do whatever
                         it was you were doing.

               The builder grabs the book, bows stiffly, and goes over to
               his crew by the scaffolding.

                                   GILES
                         Yes, sir.

               Giles stealthily takes the other book. He backs up and
               quickly walks towards a side entrance.

                                   BISHOP
                         So, my lords, what can I do for
                         you?

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